Friday, January 19, 2018

Descendants

From the people who brought you High School Musical those many years ago comes another teen high school dra-medy musical, this time with magic!  And amazing hair!  And an awkward hero!

If you loved the classic fairy tale characters which Disney lovingly brought to life in the past then you will love their descendants.  Get it?  Disney Descendants?  That's right, the sequel you never asked for has arrived.

So Beauty and the Beast have a kid and he grows into a handsome prince, a prince who is troubled with his world and so he decides to do something about it.  He selects four descendants of the villains from the forbidden villain island and gives them full scholarships to the high school for heroes and good guys' kids hoping that his kindness will change them from bad guys to good guys and he will have changed the world in some way.  However the bad guys come with agendas of their own and we are left waiting to see if good will triumph over evil... dun dun duuuunnnn!

Shout out to my main gal Kristin Chenoweth as the most outrageous Maleficent, she totally steals the show.

Rating: How you feel about this movie will hinge entirely upon how you feel about High School Musical and other camp musicals.  If you enjoy them then there is a very good chance you will enjoy this immensely, if you don't like them, this is definitely not for you.  I happen to enjoy camp musicals a lot and had a blast.  Even the big kid enjoyed this far more than HSM.  We will watch it again sometime for sure.

Naughty bits: This is a Disney production so it is as clean as Beast's kingly sash.

Snacks: Strawberries

Family In-quotes: "You do not want to be at my house at dinner time."

Related Goodies:
Disney Descendants 2 is out now too
And there is a spin off TV Series

Tuesday, January 9, 2018

2017 TV Overview


 Shows we watched this year

Avatar: The Last Airbender
This 3 season series from the early 2000's is one of our all time favourites and one we love to re-watch time and time again.  The three seasons tell one long story so you can't jump in or stop at one season but you need to see them all to get the full picture.  It's hard to find but in NZ it's available on Neon

Aang, the main character, is the Avatar; a human with a mystical connection to the spirit world.  He is charged with bringing peace and balance to the world and is befriended by two other teens who together try to fulfil his destiny in a time of great war and chaos in the world. 

The world of Avatar is very different to ours; people are gifted with "bending" in which they can manipulate objects and also the physical world can be invaded by mystical spirit creatures.  The worldview of the Avatar world is loosely based on Eastern philosophies like Shinto and Buddism which can be jarring if you come from a Judaism/Christianity worldview but the larger themes of friendship, love conquering hate and overcoming prejudice which are extolled in Avatar are things all worldviews can embrace and agree with.

The characters in Avatar are developed deeply, the action and suspense are exciting and the humour is fun.  However for the philosophical reasons above, and quite a bit of violence I would recommend Avatar for older kids.  But whatever you do, don't watch the movie (everyone who has seen it agrees it is terrible).

Rebels - season 4
Star Wars Rebels continued to be great in season 4.  This is the final season of a great series and one that has had us on the edge of seat and smiling at the same time.  I'm not sure where it will be available once Disney XD stops airing it (and DVD's are becoming a thing of the past) but if you can find it, it will be worth your while.



Voltron - season 2, 3 and 4
We had a big wait for season 2 of Voltron and it was worth it.  So exciting and the characters are well developed now with great chemistry between them.  The story is complex but there is enough going on that even younger viewers have enough to stay captivated.  Seasons 3 and 4 came out sooner and were shorter which Netflix did deliberately so we didn't have to wait so long (thank you!!).  Season 4 has been pretty wacky but so much fun!

Bravest Warriers
Back in 2010 a surreal TV series called Adventure Time hit our screens and we were entertained and disturbed in equal measure.  After a couple of years the creator, Pendleton Ward, launched another show, this time on YouTube called Bravest Warriers.  It's in a similar style to Adventure Time but set in space.  A cast of wacky characters and equally wacky plot devices make for an entertaining and again, slightly disturbing time.  It's not really a show made for kids but it's so bizarre that they will enjoy it as much as you. 
   
Miraculous Ladybug
We have girl kids in our house and the younger one is as girly as they come.  Favourite colour: pink, favourite animal: cats, favourite item of clothing: pink frilly skirt/dress.  So when we discovered Miraculous Ladybug on Netflix she was hooked. Ladybug has everything a girly girl loves: pink clothing, a cute mini creature friend, a larger cat hero, and crushing... lots of crushing; buildings, cars, buses, but mostly of the love variety.

Marinette is a clumsy but lovable teen who is given a mystical gift where she can transform into a powerful ladybug themed hero who teems up with the mysterious Cat Noir (the cat hero).  The twist is that Cat Noir is actually her real life high school crush Adrian.  Every episode follows a similar format but there is a larger storyline going on the background through the season.

This French animated series is being slowly dubbed into english so only season 1 is available but kid 2 is eagerly waiting for season 2 having seen the first episodes multiple times.  We have also been sucked into the ladybug universe as it's pretty funny and exciting (the first time).

Axe Cop
A few years ago my hub found a web comic series called Axe Cop.  The series was a collaboration between a 20 something comic artist and his younger brother, age 5.  The younger brother came up with the story ideas and the artist finessed the ideas and drew them up.  It took a corner of the internet by storm and it was a big enough corner that it was made into a TV series. 

Axe Cop is very bizarre and hilarious!  But also incredibly, cartoonishly violent... so not suitable for younger kids - more for tweens/teens I would say.  I include it because if you are looking for a series to watch with your teens that they won't turn their noses up and you don't mind some blood and guts then you will love Axe Cop.  Axe Cop is available on FXX in the States but you might find it online somewhere if you are outside the USA (wink).

Saturday, January 6, 2018

Jumanji (the old one)

We love getting together with family to celebrate New Years Eve but we always find it a bit hard to fill in the time between about 8pm and midnight; especially with lots of kids milling about who want to stay up but start to run out of steam once it gets dark.  So watching a movie always seems like a great idea to have fun together and help pass the time till fireworks and the countdown. 
 
This year we were camping with the extended family and talking about old movies we liked.  The topic of Jumanji came up as the new one had just been released and we decided to re-watch the old one.  Someone hung a sheet on the washing line, put the projector on an outside table and jerry-rigged a speaker out of an old transistor radio (I love my tech savvy family) and we all sat on our camping chairs and watched Robin Williams save the day.

The original Jumanji movie is based on a fictional board game which possesses great power - the power to bring the items in the game to life!  It sucks a young boy into itself before being rediscovered years later by a brother and sister.  They play the game, the young boy (now a man) comes out and helps them finish the game and defeat the wild creatures which are brought to life. 

The effects are wild and imaginative and while many of the 1995 computer special effects don't stand the test of time, the practical ones are pretty awesome still and you don't really mind how fake they look as they are still charming and imaginative.


Rating: We enjoyed the imaginative aspect of Jumanji but it was a little repetitive (much like the board game as we later found when we received an old copy for Christmas), however none of the kids seemed to mind or notice.  They loved the surprise of which wild creature was going to come out next and what they were going to do.  By the end of the movie there is an impressive amount of damage to the house and the town and they loved the chaos.  We had some fairly young kids in our party (age 3 and up) and none of them were worried or scared but if your child is sensitive they would find Jumanji frightening as the animal scenes are pretty intense.  We will watch Jumanji again sometime in the future but not for some time.

Naughty bits: Apart from the animal violence/frightening scenes there is a fierce hunter who stalks the main characters with a gun.  However there is very little bad language and one kiss so overall Jumanji is as clean as Carl Bentley's cop car in his first scene (after that, not so much).

Snacks: Animal Biscuits and jelly snakes

Family In-quotes: (when someone farts) Don't be fooled, it isn't thunder / Staying put would be a blunder"

Related Goodies:
The Board Game (based on the movie!)
Top 10 Robin Williams Performances (not all for kids)


Friday, January 5, 2018

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (the new one)

The Rock says "I'm lost in a jungle with my three classmates and we need to escape!!"  and so begins the reboot of the classic kids film Jumanji.

This time round Jumanji is a video game which sucks four teens into it's world and forces them to band together to solve each level to beat the game and "SAVE JUMANJI!"  (You'll hear that phrase a lot...)



Jumanji is packed full of action, massive creatures,  Jurassic Park like surroundings and great one liners.  Kiwi comedian Rhys Darby is great as the "epic NPC man" who helps them realise what has happened to them and Jack Black completely steals the show as teenage girl trapped in a middle aged man's body.  The Rock is in his element playing the hero and Dr Who star Karen Gillan is tough and hilarious.  Plus she can run just as awesomely as Tom Cruise; you might say she gives him a run for his money...


Rating: We really enjoyed Jumanji and will definitely see it again.  It has a lot of really funny moments and the character development is really good for a movie of it's type.  Jumanji is not a movie to be taken seriously but it is one to sit back, relax and have a fun time watching.

However if you're not too familiar with video games you might have to ask your kids about all the references, this is one of the best gamer movies I've seen so far.

Naughty bits: Having gushed about Jumanji so much there are some caveats:  this is NOT a movie for younger or sensitive kids.  Jack Black gets suddenly eaten by a hippopotomus and the other creatures are big and pretty scary.  Also there are teen angst moments including some sensual dancing and kissing so if you'd rather your kids didn't see that sort of thing then it's not for them yet.  I would recommend for tweens and above.

Snacks: A virgin marguarita

Family In-quotes: "I hate this game!"

Related Goodies:
Epic NPC Man
Tom Cruise running